Has The NSA Infiltrated WoW?

Another week and the plot thickens surrounding the National Security Agency’s infiltration of World of Warcraft. The search for terrorists threats to national security has led the NSA to the realms of World of Warcraft. Although it is considered top secret which realms were being monitored, this Warcraft veteran has long suspected these trolls on Aegwynn of terrorism. In fact, it is no secret the guild Ørion led a massive year-long campaign to rid the realm of the terrorist trolls.

Warcraft Targeted by NSA

According to a CNN report, the government spying into Warcraft as well as other online games could be considered as a virtual waste of time by the NSA. However, those of us who played Warcraft since vanilla have seen firsthand the downward spiral resulting from the influence of these treacherous trolls. Could someone in our own guild be an undercover NSA agent? It is highly doubtful in my opinion. It would be my assumption that NSA agents are highly trained in situations that would make them ideal for raiding. And as any Ørion is well aware, no one raids in my guild. 

Trolls Involved in Terrorist Plot?

Ironically, the information regarding NSA’s snooping into Warcraft was as a result of the Donald Snowden security leaks according to CNN reports. Government spies in the United States and United Kingdom may have spent time infiltrating video games like "World of Warcraft" in a hunt for terrorists. What exactly they were looking for is unclear. But considering the NSA were storing a massive database of our private cell phone conversations and text messages it would seem that guild chat would have been the last vestige of private communication.

Edenjaid to Return?

Having taken a bit of a break from Warcraft myself, I now see the pitiful state in which the game has fallen in my absence. Apparently the trolls have become so warped their antics are threatening national security. Perhaps it’s time for this night elf to return home and set things straight. Never one to shirk responsibility, I consider it my duty to my guild as well as my beloved Warcraft to read the game of this imminent terrorist threat. I have long suspected a certain rival guild master, whom I will leave unnamed, as being an Al Qaeda mastermind (and I use the term mastermind very loosely).

Expect to see the return of your beloved Ørion death knight within the coming weeks. Upon my return I will be implementing new benefits, rewards and incentives to help Ørion Orion members. More information regarding new guild perks to follow.